I have found the answer to one of the biggest challenges in my life. It's called the "Boyfriend Arm Pillow." Apparently single women in Japan had this figured out years ago. For a mere 35 dollars I can have a hug and cuddle whenever I'd like ... he doesn't talk back or gripe about dishes in the sink ... he doesn't take up the entire bed and best yet, he doesn't care if I snore or not!
Now, if they can just make kid pillows that don't talk back, clean up their toys, bathe regularly and always reply with "Yes, ma'am. I love you, Mommy!"
Until then, this is all the man I need.
Kathy
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